the Brady Bunch Hour

“The Brady Bunch Hour” began as a 60 minute special titled “The Brady Bunch Variety Hour.”   The show, produced by the genius duo of Sid and Marty Krofft, was such a success everyone figured they should just roll with it.  And so “The Brady Bunch Hour” was born, and killed off only eight episodes later.  The cast of the show was the same (with the exception of “Fake Jan” played by Geri Reischl), with an additional new neighbor, Mr. Jack Merrill, a jack-of-all-trades played by Rip Taylor.  Their home, though, and motivation was quite different …

The premise of “The Brady Bunch Hour” is a bit convoluted, but it goes a little something like this. The Brady family was chosen to star in a variety show on ABC because they were just so talented!  They left their familiar two story home somewhere in southern California for a place on the beach to film the show.  Each episode is a mish-mosh of scenes – some feature the Brady’s doing variety show-like skits, others are behind-the-scenes moments with the family as they go about making each episode, then there are a few stuck in there that were more or less a continuation of the original “Brady Bunch” episodes and had nothing to do with the “ABC variety series.”

But one mustn’t forget that this was a variety show, which means GUEST STARS!  They brought on the likes of Vincent Price, Farrah Fawcett, and Redd Foxx to add some star appeal, and the Ohio Players, Tina Turner, and Donny and Marie Osmond to spice things up.  Then, there was the show’s secret weapon … the Kroffette Dancers and Water Follies  because with a synchronized swimming team of dancers they just couldn’t fail!  To say the least, the whole show was a bit confusing and bizarre for everyone, audience and cast alike.

I am bored and bothered by the “The Brady Bunch Hour” just watching to find YouTube videos to post, and the TV audience in 1977 had a similar reaction.  The show was buried deep in the tombs of TV history to whither away unnoticed and unremembered, and we can all say good riddance!

The Insanity of the Gong Show

Before the X-Factor, America’s Got Talent, American Idol, and all of the seemingly endless array of televised talent shows, there was the Gong Show.  Whereas today contestants battle it out for a record contract or endorsement deal in front of a panel of judges that are payed in the millions, the Gong Show was a bit more old school.

The show was hosted by the perfectly awkward and ever-stylish Chuck Barris (check out those outfits!).  Each episode featured a panel of three ever-changing celebrity judges that included the likes of Jaye P. MorganJamie FarrArte JohnsonRip TaylorPhyllis Diller, and Anson Williams. Amateur performers would go up, do their thing, and If any judge considered an act to be particularly bad, he or she could strike a large gong, which happened rather frequently! However, if the performance was good enough to entertain everyone for 30 seconds, it would be rated by the celebrity panel on a scale of one to ten.  At the end of each episode the act with the highest score would win the “grand prize” of $516.32, a number chosen by Chuck Barris to keep winning from being too important to anyone.  Professionals weren’t allowed to compete for the grand prize, so the talent was pretty iffy, but that was the fun of it all!  Some were alarmingly horrible, while others were impressively good…

The show also had some regular, beloved performers including Gene Gene the Dancing Machine, and the Unkown Comic.

Such amazing, slightly offensive, talentless, and endlessly entertaining insanity! Don’t you wish it was still on?!